please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
Rest in Peace Nelson Mandela.
18 July 1918 − 5 December 2013
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Right now? I mean its like midnight ish I’m warm in bed can we postpone this. Sounds great tho
me at pokemon daycare
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
Just reminding you all what you’re doing to your bodies.
Not a sport my ass.
Babies sneezing is the best thing
I have reblogged this like 10 times, everytime it comes up in my dash
"hey what’s the date?"
THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME
I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE DING DONG DANGIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
ding dong dangit
- RIP Nelson Mandela